Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
i out mim tonsoeep
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