She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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