As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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