Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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