Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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