Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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