whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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