Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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