we're blogging at a bar
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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