The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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