He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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