btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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