Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I smell stomach acid.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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