can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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