everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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