Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Randomize
