If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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