susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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