I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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