I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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