Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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