I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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