Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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