if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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