Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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