would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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