I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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