also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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