Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Randomize