You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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