Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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