i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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