Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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