Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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