hotel room ftw
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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