Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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