next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she looked like the before picture.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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