Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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