FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I love how my cats smell like pot.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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