we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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