Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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