haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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