I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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