Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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