***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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