Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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