He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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