I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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