The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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