I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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