It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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